Obama: I like Coke
Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
THINGS I LIKE when people use my name in conversation when people say “this reminded me of you!” when people remember little things i say/do when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look
partycherry: harrystylesnickgrimshaw: when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice I worry about the children of people on this website.
Me (in the morning): today, I will do something productive.
Me (in the noon): tumblr tumblr tumblr
Me (in the afternoon): tumblr tumblr tumblr
Me (at night): tumblr tumblr tumblr
Me (at dawn): oops.
pingustolemysanity: fake-mermaid: u know what annoys me, that one day there will be a whole new generation of people on tumblr and that is not okay i like this generation of people no one will ever be as cool as us They’ll probably find this post in a decade or two and think its from one of them.
consultingelf: lizzledpink: kirathrace: shows before bros #flicks before dicks #tales before males #scenes before peens #fictional lands before prostate glands fictional lands before prostate glands
shelpee: i like those friends that you dont have to talk to every day but youre still friends even if you go weeks without talking
My dreams say you miss me Your silence calls them foolish I cannot sing a song you wish to hear My voice falls on deaf ears Crying your name I have stayed Possibly out of necessity Probably because letting go Was, is, not an option Because I’m the knight, right? The only one foolishly brave enough To stick around To be beaten, brought to my knees Over and over To get up yet...
i-cant-feelathing: fuck—pants: I wish I could do better by you, ‘cause that’s what you deserve You sacrifice so much of your life In order for this to work. While I’m off chasing my own dreams Sailing around the world Please know that I’m yours to keep My beautiful girl.
professionaldreamcrusher: a-creeper-snuck-up-and: 1rd 2th 3st this post makes me extremely uncomfortable.
camuizuuki: starrysleeper: chickenortheseabass: starrysleeper: If you think that the Glee fandom is the only one that gets upset after watching an episode, just remember that in 1830 people actually started a revolution and formed a new country after an opera performance gave them too many feels. And that’s what you missed on the history of Belgium. is Belgium tumblr our prime...
give-me-more-tea: farorescourage: pimptav: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one i really want you to get that chicken man If it makes you feel better I reblog this every time I see it. Just for you. Finally it’s back to the chicken